Leave Me a Note

You can get in touch with me here or on social media, because really you can do almost anything you want. Unless you're not online, which would be weird since this text is pretty much only accessible online, at least far as I know. But if you were to be reading this offline you'd be clearly crafty, so I'm confident that ultimately you'd figure it out.

If you are about to ask me to help you out because you have recently received a large sum of money from some quasi-legitimate and preponderantly coincidental tale then I probably won’t respond. Entropy is increasing and I'm very busy. The world is a mess and it's not my personal fault, but it's our collective responsibility to leave it better than it found us. In contrast, if you want me to help you make a better world then I’m likely to write you back.

Still, if it'd feel inappropriate for me to ask you a random favor or if it'd be awkward if I did you a favor just because then it's unlikely that we'll be able to create any synergies or what-nots. I can reply... or not, it will mostly depend on you, really.